For those of you that are unfamiliar, the world of skiing, surfing and other hipster type sports not only involve interesting characters…but also interesting terminology, called brobonics or broisms. Here are some that I have come to know and understand over the years…and occasionally use. Thanks to Ellie Levin’s for some inspiration on this post! Got any Bro-isms of your own???
Albrotross: A skier/snowboarder that rides with their arms spread out. Dude, Eddy rides like and albrotross when he skis lines.
Ambrodextrous: A bro that shakes or shakas with his right or left hand…or can ride forwards or backwards. Dude, did you see Tatersall drop S&S backwards? He’s so ambrodextrous.
Brahphet: A bro who thinks they know everything. Man those guys who send me those agro comments sure think they are brahphets!
Bro in the dark: A bro who never has a tan. Dude, those jibbers who always wear bandannas are so bro in the dark.
Bro Jack: A way a bro’s girlfriend finds him. Dude, RandoKitty must have Bro Jack, she found me at the Brew Pub.
Bro’s Nest: A Place where bros hang out. The Village Cafe is such a bro’s nest.
Broa Constrictor: A bro who hugs alot. Man that guy is such a broa constrictor, I wish he’d stop hugging me.
Broad Block: When a bro blocks another bro from getting a chick. Brah, Joey totally broad blocked me and said I had the herp in front of that hottie.
Brobi Won Kenobi: A bro who’s always in position to get first tracks. Man, Randosteve is like Brobi Won Kenobi and always scores the freshies.
Brobot: A bro who shows no emotion. Dude that guy was a total brobot and didn’t even flinch when I snaked his line.
Brohemian: A bro who hangs out wit the artistic crowd. Brah, don’t such a brohemian, let’s bag this art show and go skiing!
Ha ha….
but you forgot the basic Brofessional: Yo, Gringo doesn’t get paid, he’s a Brofessional, he schralps lines for the love, not the check.
Spark R&D just announced that their new splitboard specific bindings are in BROduction. Check em out:
http://www.splitboard.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=4232&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=
what a bromo….he must take it in the brass
Bromance – those two dudes are ALWAYS hanging out together. What a cute little bromance
this is classic if you haven’t seen it yet.
Bro, you’re a god among bros
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/bro_youre_a_god_among_bros
brole model
Does Tatersall really drop S&S backwards? (I thought he was getting kind of old.)
I know he did it once.
Chris Figenshau got in on film…I think it was an Atomic poster last season. Give me a few and I’ll take a photo of it and post it here.
Jason Tatersall drops S&S backwards!
The Headiest Bro with the headiest bag of treats is the BROvider.
brostitute- one who sells broliness
broady- (1)one who follows other bros around for broliness. (sycophant)
(2) a bro who constantly does not finish there beers.
(3) a bro on the road.
broother- a caucasian bro who has spent too much time under the sun.
bromo- a bro who likes other bros a little too much.
[…] As we get closer to the start of the ski season, it’s important to know the lingo and be able to talk the talk, so your not left hanging. Here are some terms that will help keep you in the loop. For more bro-speak, broisms and brobonics, check out Bro-bonics: Part I on TetonAT.com. Abrocrombie and Fitch- A preppy bro. Why’s that Abrocrombie and Fitch hanging out here, shouldn’t he be chillin’ at the Brew Pub? […]