Just want to say a special…”thanks”…to the hoodlum that took it upon himself to vandalize the TetonAT rig this weekend. I guess it could have been worse, like the recent Teton Pass Ambassador incident, but still worth a good cursing…don’t you think?! Got a good curse of your own? Share it with us in the comments section below!
? May your adjustable ski poles always freeze at their longest level ?
? May the snow glop to your skins like icing on a wedding cake ?
? May your avalanche transceiver’s batteries be dead at the trailhead ?
? May the wind blow spindrift in your face every time you climb a couloir ?
? May you forget your backpack at home the next time you go backcountry skiing ?
? May you never benefit from one of my skin tracks ?
? May the snowpack be unstable on your every tour ?
? May the sluff of your next descent wash you out and pack snow in every crevice of your body ?
? May your work schedule never jive with bluebird powder days this season ?
? May your goggles fog up and the light be flat every time you got skiing ?
? May the Snow Gods look down upon your weak mind, body and soul…and cast their
eternal curse upon the rest of your skiing adventures ?
well…I’d be happy with just the snow glopping on your skins…but that sure felt good.
May your next chairlifts leave you dangling upside down pantsless (as like it happened at Colorado)
May you see someone else pulling into the last parking space on the Pass, every time you show up. Then, may you wait in vain for a spot.
Good ones!!
Geeze, it’s not like the guy|gal doesn’t have a place to vent if they’re all that pissed off at you.
i hate it when people mess with my stuff, it is so WEAK and spineless…
most of the time the police won’t do anything either, a couple years ago some assholes threw rocks at my truck (while i was in it!) i chased them down high speed up st. vrain canyon, caught them threw a bunch of shit back at them (i might not do that again now) but i got there liscense plate too, and called the police. the police made me jump through hoops like go see 3 insurance companies for a damage estimate etc… i did, the police talked to the kid who owned the rig, but he was never punished and i never got any money!
May the lice of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your camelbak hose never unfreeze.
May you figure out that life is much bigger than our hobbies and intrests. May you take all your good fortune and create instead of destroy. May you achive enlightenment in this very life time.
May you come to find out that your girlfriend is adjusting the shaft of your best friends pole.
Is it me, or does it look like he (or she) may have nearly spelled “spray” incorrectly? The “p” looks like it was almost an “r”.
I saw this on the TetonAT soccermomobile a while ago. Which means you’ve been the equivalent of the guy walking around the party all night with a “kick me” sign on your back. Ha.
I don’t know if I would call it vandalizing, since it’s on a sticker. But maybe those stickers are so special to you . . .
Keep up the good humor, Romeo. And keep spraying. For some, it’s valuable info, for others, it’s something to spew about on the skin track. We’re all spraylords; some of us are just better at the computer shit.
Dood…those stickers are like gold!!!! Right?
May your ski slide off the top of a run before you descend
WHINERS! All of you! It’s not like the perp stole your garden gnome or anything…
Whateve Naz. Obviously it’s the perp that can’t handle things. We’re just having fun with it.
Kharma, kharma, kharma!!!
From all of your comments, It sounds like your certain the vandals were Adventure skiers???
Doesn’t sound like any ski mountaineers I know (nothing worse than being exposed on a mountain side w/ loads of Bad kharma in your backpack, we all “Live to ski another day”. Snoqualmie Snow Troopers.
I do feel your pain, I have been broken into twice in the ski zone.
What Did they mean live to Spray?
Someone said- may their Camel back never thaw, how about – May their camel toe never thaw!
I think this person is into the Hot plate!Maybe that is what he meant about spraying!
Or is it tea bagging they prefer!
Hot plate? Don’t know that one…sounds like I’m glad I don’t.
This is an all ages website…so don’t feel like you have to tell me either. 😉
May your zipper be stuck when you’re bladder’s busting
vandal fail. must be from california.
I would wish them an unloving and needy woman who will bear children that are destined to be crackwhores and wallstreet bankers and an occupation that will not allow the freedom of body or mind to enjoy the mountains.Failing that perhaps just being who they are at this point is consequence enough.